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I'm lurking in the shadows, watching your every move, waiting for a chance to strike... My to kill list: Alex-shelley Casualties list: Alex-Shelly Yes, Death has a Newgrounds Account -_-

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im leaving newgrounds for a while... maybe even forever. no comments...

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._.

Posted by Randomnessu Aug. 10, 2009 @ 11:14 AM EDT

hmmmm..... yeeeeah.... in case you guys have noticed, i dont check my account much anymore :l

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Kuntucky GRILLED Chicken... IT BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS

Posted by Randomnessu Jul. 28, 2009 @ 3:39 PM EDT

Today in the microwave i heated up some Kuntucky Grilled chicken from KFC in the microwave... when i opened the contaner it burned me. CURSE YOU WHITE KFC MAN!!
I WILL HAVE MAH REVENGE SOMEDAY! but until then... mmmmm Grilled chiken :p
P.S.: for those of you who have been asking, yes, i sent a message to tom to try to ban Alex-shelley.
-Randomnessu with a burnt thumb.

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I dont get the world nowadays.

Posted by Randomnessu Jul. 21, 2009 @ 8:26 AM EDT

alright then. beens i ran out of random things to say (omfg look its alex-shelley... no wait, thats a sea cow) imma just comment on the world. it makes hardly any since any more.
pay $300 for jeans that have little rips in them rather then $20 for good ones? wtf?
nowadays when you picture a cool guy, nobody pictures a white guy.
this girl in my class, Willow Mcdonald (roflmao) no wait, everybody that i dont know/dont like
uses this dang gang talk and comebacks that are impossible to understand. EXAMPLE: "my bitch was getting all up in my face, so i busted a cap in her black ass" ok never mind that was easy to comprehend, but its not usually like that.
nobody can come to a peaceful resolution to your problems, and the school system is just gay now (yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah break the system) i have a story about the schoolboard being gay but not now.
ok know what, beens im bored imma tell you my story.
its about me, my enemy Sadiq, and a principle that thinks im racist.
ok. so im walking back to my desk from sharpening my pencil, and sadiq just has to say while im walking by:
Sadiq: hey fatty you should donate some of that meat to charity (yes, it was a failed fat joke)
me: then i would be doing somthing good. you know how that feels... oh wait, no you dont.
So then later at recess:
me: *playing 4-square with my freinds*
sadiq: *walks up*
me: oh great look who's here.
sadiq: Why were you insulting my mom earlier?
me: i wasnt insulting ur mom
sadiq: *pushes me*
me: *walking back slowly*
sadiq: i know you did, bitch (we are in 5th grade O_o)
mathew (my best freind): *runs away to get a teacher*
sadiq: *pushes me again*
me: *pushes sadiq*
sadiq: tell me why you insulted my mom NOW
me: i didnt insult ur mo-
sadiq: *punches me*
me: owww!
later at the principle's office:
Mr. Zapeda (my principle): Sadiq, did you punch adam?
sadiq: yes
Mr. Zapeda: ok Sadiq tell me your side of the story:
sadiq: i punched him because he was insulting my mom-
me: No i didnt!
Mr. Zapeda: Adam, (thats me) interrupt Sadiq one more time and your suspended
me: coughliarcough
Mr. Zapeda: ill pretend i didnt hear that.
Mr. Zapeda: sadiq, please continue.
sadiq: so he was insulting my mom and stuff and like calling her fat and ugly.
me: *thinking: i did not!*
Mr. Zapeda: ok then. Adam, you have to sit here for 2 hours and you are in big big trouble.
me: why? he's the one that punched me!
Mr. Zapeda: yes, but you pushed him and yelled at him back.
Mr. Zapeda: Sadiq, you are in trouble and you have to go home early today.
so really, my punishment was worse then Sadiq's, and HE punched ME.
School FTL
P.S: my school when you get in trouble they give these gay things called "Bee-wares"
mine said on it: "he pushed Sadiq and got punched in the face"
P.P.S: beens sadiq is the only person i hate, and hes black, in the 2 hours i had to sit in the principle's office (They never did give me an ice pack for my lip) the principle acctually asked me if im racist O_o cant i sew for that or somthing?
yeah, if i made a flash it would probably make more since.

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blah blah blah

Posted by Randomnessu Jul. 21, 2009 @ 1:14 AM EDT

i just through id post this, but about ANY of my future posts (or past posts, or this post)
if you dont have somthing nice to say dont say anything at all. ignore this and ill mute you and just delete the comment. now i just need to say this: if you guys are going to leave comments like "Awwwww, the troll dosnt want to be made fun of anymore" or "Your a fat sack of crap troll who should go suck a dick and die" well im sure most of you are bigger trolls then me. the only reason im on here so much is because its summer vacation and im bored and have nothing to do all day.
have a fun (or fucking epic terrible) day.
-Randomnessu (no duh)

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SimonBirch...

Posted by Randomnessu Jul. 20, 2009 @ 8:30 PM EDT

alrighty then. as mentioned before, this is my last post for a bit.
however, i thought i should warn all you people out there.
as you all know, me and Alex-shelley hate each other (he's a fag btw)
however, theres somone named SimonBirch (he's a fag btw)
who is leaving this comment on my posts: "Your not a great person you dumb fuck faggot whos a loser geek you stupid bitch Who should go crawl under a rock and suck the ground and go DIE! Newgrounds is for people who want to play games movies and submit Flashes! its not for people to write stupid crapand be a jerkoff!"
You dont HAVE to go to my page,
Stop leaving that post or im gonna mute you, k? :)
oh, and about ur girlfreind.......... Man the harpoons.

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Fine then.

Posted by Randomnessu Jul. 20, 2009 @ 4:57 PM EDT

Beens you guys yell at me when i post somthing not funny, and only dont yell when i post somthing funny, im done posting for a bit.
Silly newgrounds.
-Your mom

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DUN DUN DUN

Posted by Randomnessu Jul. 19, 2009 @ 8:36 PM EDT

IMM'A FIREIN MAH LAZOR! BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG GGHHHHHHH
O_o like you guys care

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o_o

Posted by Randomnessu Jul. 19, 2009 @ 6:33 PM EDT

alrighty then. just some random info about games that nobody cares about! =D
what things represent me in what games
Pokemon - Remoraid
Megaman/rockman - Mettaur (OMFG SO EPIC) (theres a screenshot of a megaman game below so you know what a Mettaur is
any Shooter game - Medic (they heal and get my favorite weapon... pistol NOTE: not one of those magical healers they are gay)
Online MMORPG - Warrior/ranged attacker (Mages and priests are gay)
real life - uh... me?
What represents me on places like here and youtube:
Mettaur (see below)
Remoraid (Not usually only in pokemon spoofs)
What is the best weapon in games like Halo or Crysis?
Pistol
Pistol
Pistol
uh... did i meantion Pistol?\
Below is the mettaur... riding in a cannon

End_of_the_level.JPG

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Random quote of the day (Ever-changing)

Posted by Randomnessu Jul. 19, 2009 @ 3:51 AM EDT

"dun dun da duuuuuuuuun!" -Tune thats really f*cking annoying

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